I do solemly swear to … oh, screw it!”

I can assure you that this idiot Jason Pizzo took an oath to upold the Constitution when he took office, and that Miami-Dade almost certainly could have elected someone else who’d actually read it.

UPDATE: Congress is full of Jason Pizzoes.

March 9, 2019

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