The week in doggerel

Somebody said that it shouldn’t be done
But he with a smile replied
That maybe it shouldn’t but he would be one
Who wouldn’t say so till he tried.
They said it’s insane but he called up Ukraine
And asked for some dirt on Joe Biden.
“Otherwise, Jack, we’ll take our dough back,
And I ain’t just whistling Haydn.”
And quick as a thistle a man blew a whistle
And sent an epistle to Barr
And the Post got nosy and Nancy Pelosi
Revved up the impeachment car
Aimed toward the cliff as old Adam Schiff
Gassed it up and that’s where we are.
Ivanka is sad to see her poor dad
In trouble. These things annoy her.
Giuliani is nuts. It’s time to kick butts,
And he needs Roy Cohn for a lawyer.

Garrison Keillor

October 1, 2019

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