I drove to the grocery the other night and there, near checkout, saw a freezer case with the sign, Artisan Ice Cubes,” a bold new step in our march toward Preposterosity. I asked the checkout guy if maybe the sign meant to say Artesian” and he wasn’t interested. Word usage is not his responsibility.

Garrison Keillor

January 28, 2020

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