What’s next for the RNC?
What else should the RNC do to grease the skids for President Trump’s re-election bid?
- Chew his food for him so he can save all his energy for Making America Great Again
- Set up Home Alone-style booby traps in Bill Weld and Joe Walsh’s homes that cause them burn their hands on doorknobs and get hit in the face by swinging paint cans, leading them to drop out of the race for president
- Threaten to withhold congressionally approved military aid to pressure a foreign government into publicly declaring an investigation into one of his political rivals
- Petition to hold all general election debates at the Trump National Doral—so the president can host the G7 summit at the same time