Set aside the pretty girl in Daisy Maes with zipper partly down and tummy exposed.

Set aside the President of a Christian university with skinny jeans, zipper partly down and tummy exposed.

Set aside said President’s glazed eyes, drink-occupied left hand and right hand on said pretty girl’s bare waist.

Now answer me:

1. What the hell is the President of a Christian university doing with his own private yacht?
2. What the hell is the President of a Christian university doing throwing a theme party mocking lower-status people on said yacht?