We get it, Alex! You funneled money through shell nonprofits to get Alvin Bragg to be the prosecutor, and you’re so proud of the job you and he are doing! You’re a very good nepo baby. But also, it’s funny because this is how Soros’s Open Society Foundation wants us talking about felons who want jobs generally. The number one rule: “1. Refrain from inquiring about an individual’s conviction history until after extending a conditional offer of employment.” Which is it, guys?